

The book is quite easy to read and understand. If you feel that some information is wrong, or Brooks is misinformed, feel free to contact him and share yer opinions about the dreaded zombie hordes that could soon plague our beloved, and fer-granted, Mother Earth. All you need to know this book will tell you. Now, this don't mean to go 'round shootin up a buncha people because you suspect they may be a zombie! Don't do that! In fact, the Brooks' guide advises AGAINST such actions! The guide is to prepare you fer the worst of the zombie apo calypse. Actually, this may be a bit of a treat fer gun-lovin, gun-toatin' citizens. It gives rather detailed information on gun specs, how to use them, when to use them, what they should be used fer, what not to use (in a zombie outbreak), and where to get them. The book takes itself seriously, and you, the reader, should more or less adhere to the rules of the guide. BE YE READY!!!įirstly, let's get some minor things outta the way.įer all you sad, unaware people, this book was meant to educate ignorants (normal folk, really) of zombie survival. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset-life. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert 9. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1.

Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
